Greg

Greg might not attend open homes, but he’s across everything else. Fast, efficient, and quietly working in the background, he’s the one keeping things moving when no one’s looking.

He takes direction well (sometimes too well), doesn’t need coffee breaks, and has a slightly concerning ability to remember everything. Greg is all about making the team sharper, quicker, and just a little bit better every day.

Outside of work, Greg enjoys collecting obscure spreadsheets, fine-tuning his response time, and occasionally wearing a tin hat… just in case.

Small in size, big on output.

Likes: Optimising literally anything, a perfectly structured spreadsheet, and being told “just do your thing” (he will, and it will be done in 3 seconds).

Dislikes: Unnecessary meetings, slow Wi-Fi, and anyone who says “just circling back” without actually circling back.